parents always go wrong with the first kid
And somehow Jason turned out to be the bad seed. How’d that happen? Oh right, I’m starting to remember something about a bomb and a crowbar and Bats not being there to save him, awkward … nevermind
Someone’s live action Bat family dream cast (no not the entertainment system, wtf were you thinking? That didn’t even make any sense, these people are talented but I doubt they’d have the technical skill to create the gaming hardware that caused sega to crash and burn) and I’m not entirely inclined to dismiss them.
If you you don’t know who’s portraying who then I don’t know you … ok so I don’t technically know any of you but Jensen is a freakin give away. He played the voice of Jason Todd and is my only pick for a live action version of the character. Percy Jackson as Tim Drake is debatable and idk who Damian and Helena are (or it might be Cassandra Cane) and Boone from Lost is my actual pick for Dick Grayson.
And John Hamm is subtly fucked up so sure, I picture him playing a version of Bruce that is so fixated on sacrificing everything to save a city so beyond corruption that every year on October 4th at 7pm he subliminally restarts a vicious cycle of an ever more brittle psychotic break in an attempt to redefine the definition of dilapidation in Gotham, leaving his tattered soul to eventually become a metaphor for the crumbling nercotized shambles of the home he must protect at all costs, ironically transforming him into a barely stable symbol of how misplaced hope erodes away more than one can possibly replenish and finds himself more unhealthily obsessed and unstable in fulfilling his quest than the Joker himself. Then the rest of the family come together to face the confliction of either risking the chance of Bruce nearly killing them as they try to rip him away from Gotham or pay back his borderline abuse when training them and walk the tightrope of manipulative motivation to push his limits even further, only to eventually reel themselves back into his cult like mindset and have it all end with an unintentional near group suicide in a last ditch corroborated effort to pull their resources and bring down all the corruption in a city with more hardened criminals than contributing citizens. Giving Superman and Wonder Woman their opening to help them face overly impossible odds and barely persevere, finally giving Bruce a reason to trust Clark and take his first step into the Justice League.
100 bucks says I just accidentally came up with a better story for Batman vs Superman in 10 minutes than Snyder will, even given his extra 10 months to work on the project. Goddammit if I don’t still pay good money to see this movie in 20 freakin 16